June 9- Sarge Report
Approaches: 9
Dress: Jeans, red sneakers, tan printed t-shirt, army hat.
Lots of good openers today. Made out with one girl, and felt up another. Spent most of day with SAL.
5:30 pm
Woman on subway holding flowers. Sit next to her: "So is it your birthday... or you just got fired and they told you to take home your plants?" She starts laughing pretty hard and we chat for a quick second. SAL and I get off the next stop.
Say hello to several women on the subway. Shot down.
7:00 pm
10 pm
Go to a bar on West 4th. Excellent spot. Say Hello to the girls who are with a friend of mine's friend. Polite conversation, but no strong indicators of interest.
10:40 pm
Friend, PUA "TooSexy" calls to say he can't find place. I go outside to meet him at the corner. While outside, a girl in a two set is on her cellphone. "I'm leaving because you took too long" I stand next to them like I'm part of their group and say, "Yeah, so you took too long, and I have GOTS to go. Sorry baby, better luck next time maybe. Peace out I'm outta here." THey give me a confused look. "Huh?" and then start laughing really hard. TooSexy finishes crossing the street. We talk for like ten minutes and I could tell they're interested. I tell them to write a missed connection about our conversation on craigslist and maybe I'll check it. We all laugh. They leave.
11:00 pm- "Who's chest is larger" contest.
Really cute two set is sitting near us and touching each other. I think they're lesbians, but maybe they're bi? "So my friend is putting together this publication for lesbians and I'm helping her out with it. You guys make a cute couple. You should totally check out the site when it's done." "Umm.. thanks but we're not lesbians." "Oh. Wow. Oh really? (fake stuttering. They laugh.) Well I'm really embarrassed about that. Hi, I'm... Embarrassed. Pleased to meet you." They laugh more, introduce themselves, and offer me some of the food they have on the table. We talk for like half an hour and I introduce them to my group of friends. 5 guys, two girls at this point. When they get up to leave, we exchange numbers and one of the girls and I have a "Who's chest is larger" contest where we take turns squeezing one-another's chests.
12:10 am- "One sec..."
Standing outside of the bar returning a missed call. On phone with friend when two ridiculously cute girls I hadn't seen inside walk out of the bar. One of them is probably the cutest girl I'd seen all day. Loud into phone so girls can hear: "Hey wait up a second, these two ridiculously cute girls walked out of the bar I was at and I need to say hello to them." To the girls: "Hey wait up a second? I want to say hello to you guys and try to pick you up ok?" They laugh and stop walking. "Hey what's up man. Sorry about that, I'm going to need to call you back." So I start "real" conversation with them now. "Hey so you guys are leaving?"
12:30 am
They're both 20 and at NYU. The less cute, taller one doesn't have ID. We walk around. She gets tired. I suggest coffee to the cuter one who was my target from the get-go.
1:30 am
We're making out on a couch at a bar.
3:00 am
Walk her back to her dorm.
3:15 am
Reunite with my group of friends. No new targets. Night ends.
Dress: Jeans, red sneakers, tan printed t-shirt, army hat.
Lots of good openers today. Made out with one girl, and felt up another. Spent most of day with SAL.
5:30 pm
Woman on subway holding flowers. Sit next to her: "So is it your birthday... or you just got fired and they told you to take home your plants?" She starts laughing pretty hard and we chat for a quick second. SAL and I get off the next stop.
Say hello to several women on the subway. Shot down.
7:00 pm
10 pm
Go to a bar on West 4th. Excellent spot. Say Hello to the girls who are with a friend of mine's friend. Polite conversation, but no strong indicators of interest.
10:40 pm
Friend, PUA "TooSexy" calls to say he can't find place. I go outside to meet him at the corner. While outside, a girl in a two set is on her cellphone. "I'm leaving because you took too long" I stand next to them like I'm part of their group and say, "Yeah, so you took too long, and I have GOTS to go. Sorry baby, better luck next time maybe. Peace out I'm outta here." THey give me a confused look. "Huh?" and then start laughing really hard. TooSexy finishes crossing the street. We talk for like ten minutes and I could tell they're interested. I tell them to write a missed connection about our conversation on craigslist and maybe I'll check it. We all laugh. They leave.
11:00 pm- "Who's chest is larger" contest.
Really cute two set is sitting near us and touching each other. I think they're lesbians, but maybe they're bi? "So my friend is putting together this publication for lesbians and I'm helping her out with it. You guys make a cute couple. You should totally check out the site when it's done." "Umm.. thanks but we're not lesbians." "Oh. Wow. Oh really? (fake stuttering. They laugh.) Well I'm really embarrassed about that. Hi, I'm... Embarrassed. Pleased to meet you." They laugh more, introduce themselves, and offer me some of the food they have on the table. We talk for like half an hour and I introduce them to my group of friends. 5 guys, two girls at this point. When they get up to leave, we exchange numbers and one of the girls and I have a "Who's chest is larger" contest where we take turns squeezing one-another's chests.
12:10 am- "One sec..."
Standing outside of the bar returning a missed call. On phone with friend when two ridiculously cute girls I hadn't seen inside walk out of the bar. One of them is probably the cutest girl I'd seen all day. Loud into phone so girls can hear: "Hey wait up a second, these two ridiculously cute girls walked out of the bar I was at and I need to say hello to them." To the girls: "Hey wait up a second? I want to say hello to you guys and try to pick you up ok?" They laugh and stop walking. "Hey what's up man. Sorry about that, I'm going to need to call you back." So I start "real" conversation with them now. "Hey so you guys are leaving?"
12:30 am
They're both 20 and at NYU. The less cute, taller one doesn't have ID. We walk around. She gets tired. I suggest coffee to the cuter one who was my target from the get-go.
1:30 am
We're making out on a couch at a bar.
3:00 am
Walk her back to her dorm.
3:15 am
Reunite with my group of friends. No new targets. Night ends.
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