June 6- Sarge + Date Report
Approaches: 2
Clothing: Same as day before.
Target girl: Ok, so a goal of mine right now is to pick up a girl who's into new age stuff and chakra's and whatever. A common theme in the lay reports I've been posting the last couple weeks is that I *Haven't* been getting massages. Will go to vegan and vegetarian restaurants *only* for the next few weeks. And I'll hang out at the new age section at Barnes and Noble. Lets see how that plays out.
After sleeping at IWWK's house and feeding the cat, I spent much of the day lounging around and doing nothing on the computer. MISTAKE I could have been: sarging, reading a book, going for a run- anything else. So new directive: Get out of the house within a few hours of waking up from now on.
Also, my back and shoulders are pretty sore from working out lately.
I got a text message from Actress from last night asking to make sure we were still on for that night. I say sure, why not. I head into the city around 6:30 pm, buy a juice, and then head to an open bar.
7 pm
Down a free beer, walk around, and there are no women I'm at all remotely interested in.
7:50 pm
Switch to another open bar. Couple of cute girls with guys. I order a drink.
7:55 pm
Couple of 6's walk into the bar. I'm not interested in them, but I figure I should get the pick-up ball rolling if just for practice. "Wait didn't I just see you at that open bar The Onion was throwing right down the street?" "No? The Onion was throwing an open bar?" I'm in. I chat for a couple of seconds then eject. Night's started. Or so I think.
8:10 pm
Meet up with my friend Lit-Bree and her friend who's a hair dresser from Rhode Island. Have a good time chilling wih them and hair dresser says she's down to trade a hair cut for a massage. Hair dresser is really cool so I'm looking forward to chilling with her (as friends) and getting a hair cut in Providence this weekend.
9:00 pm
Get on train to Brooklyn. Open up a two-set with some shopping bags from Trader Joe's. "Hey, how long'd you have to wait in line for those things?" They start laughing and say the line wasn't really that long and it moves by fast. For foreign readers: A Trader Joe's supermarket just opened up in the Union Square area and it's always crowded. Their definition of a fast line was 15 minutes in line to pay for groceries. We're laughing, talking and I bring another cute girl into the conversation while crowding the guy she was with *out* of the conversation. She gets off at 1st ave though, so no dice.
9:15
Get off train. Actress has already eaten so she's not hungry. I'm hungry, so she watches me eat and we talk.
10:05 pm
She has one drink and starts talking about how she feels a connection to me and "you're so mature I can't believe you're only 22" (she's 26) and she likes how I think and blahblahblah. Meanwhile my phone keeps ringing (I don't pick up) and I get messages that I don't check.
11:00 pm
I go to the bathroom to check my messages: Missed calls from Boxer's friend and girl I gave a brick to for valentine's day. Asian girl with DD's from Saturday sent me a text message saying that she's upset we haven't spoken. Brick girl lives in neighborhood so make mental note to call her back as soon as I finish with Actress.
11:42 pm
We call it a night. She gives me a hug while I'm trying to walk away and she says she had a good time hanging out and she's done filming in a week. Here's my prediction. Prediction... d'El PHANTASMO: She'll text message me a couple more times over the course of the next week and invite me to some party that her whole crew is at after the finish filming. She's all over me but trying to act professional because she's the lead in the movie. I have to choose between going slow with her and hooking up with someone else on the cast. I end up going home with her, but get someone else's number at the party. 3 to 1 odds that's how it plays out to anyone who want 'em.
11:47 pm
Call Brick Girl. Get a message. Crap. She works a 9-5.
11:49 pm
Call Boxer's Friend. She's on her way home to the Upper West Side because she has a doctor's appointment the following morning. Crap. She says she'll call me tomorrow and she knows I'm probably not picking up based on whether I'm with another girl or not. She gets several cool points for that statement.
11:50 pm
Get a text message from actress saying she enjoyed hanging out.
11:53 pm
After I get off the phone with Boxer's friend, I call Actress in response to her text to invite her back out. It's a longshot, but it would be cool.
While writing the above timestamp, I got a phone call from Bartender asking to hang out. She also told me that she text messaged me last night at 9 pm and had the whole night free. I didn't actually get that text message until about 3 am last night, probably because she sent it while I was on the train. Also with a 3 am timestamp, I got a text message from a female friend from college who's really cool inviting me to some magazine launch party. That must have also been sent much earlier in the night. Actually, I'm glad to have gotten a good night's sleep so I don't mind. I'll hit that later this week.
Actress giggles and says she already got back home.
12:05 am
Walk back to IWWK's place. Dart my head into several bars, no targets.
12:20 am
Feed the cat, go to sleep.
Clothing: Same as day before.
Target girl: Ok, so a goal of mine right now is to pick up a girl who's into new age stuff and chakra's and whatever. A common theme in the lay reports I've been posting the last couple weeks is that I *Haven't* been getting massages. Will go to vegan and vegetarian restaurants *only* for the next few weeks. And I'll hang out at the new age section at Barnes and Noble. Lets see how that plays out.
After sleeping at IWWK's house and feeding the cat, I spent much of the day lounging around and doing nothing on the computer. MISTAKE I could have been: sarging, reading a book, going for a run- anything else. So new directive: Get out of the house within a few hours of waking up from now on.
Also, my back and shoulders are pretty sore from working out lately.
I got a text message from Actress from last night asking to make sure we were still on for that night. I say sure, why not. I head into the city around 6:30 pm, buy a juice, and then head to an open bar.
7 pm
Down a free beer, walk around, and there are no women I'm at all remotely interested in.
7:50 pm
Switch to another open bar. Couple of cute girls with guys. I order a drink.
7:55 pm
Couple of 6's walk into the bar. I'm not interested in them, but I figure I should get the pick-up ball rolling if just for practice. "Wait didn't I just see you at that open bar The Onion was throwing right down the street?" "No? The Onion was throwing an open bar?" I'm in. I chat for a couple of seconds then eject. Night's started. Or so I think.
8:10 pm
Meet up with my friend Lit-Bree and her friend who's a hair dresser from Rhode Island. Have a good time chilling wih them and hair dresser says she's down to trade a hair cut for a massage. Hair dresser is really cool so I'm looking forward to chilling with her (as friends) and getting a hair cut in Providence this weekend.
9:00 pm
Get on train to Brooklyn. Open up a two-set with some shopping bags from Trader Joe's. "Hey, how long'd you have to wait in line for those things?" They start laughing and say the line wasn't really that long and it moves by fast. For foreign readers: A Trader Joe's supermarket just opened up in the Union Square area and it's always crowded. Their definition of a fast line was 15 minutes in line to pay for groceries. We're laughing, talking and I bring another cute girl into the conversation while crowding the guy she was with *out* of the conversation. She gets off at 1st ave though, so no dice.
9:15
Get off train. Actress has already eaten so she's not hungry. I'm hungry, so she watches me eat and we talk.
10:05 pm
She has one drink and starts talking about how she feels a connection to me and "you're so mature I can't believe you're only 22" (she's 26) and she likes how I think and blahblahblah. Meanwhile my phone keeps ringing (I don't pick up) and I get messages that I don't check.
11:00 pm
I go to the bathroom to check my messages: Missed calls from Boxer's friend and girl I gave a brick to for valentine's day. Asian girl with DD's from Saturday sent me a text message saying that she's upset we haven't spoken. Brick girl lives in neighborhood so make mental note to call her back as soon as I finish with Actress.
11:42 pm
We call it a night. She gives me a hug while I'm trying to walk away and she says she had a good time hanging out and she's done filming in a week. Here's my prediction. Prediction... d'El PHANTASMO: She'll text message me a couple more times over the course of the next week and invite me to some party that her whole crew is at after the finish filming. She's all over me but trying to act professional because she's the lead in the movie. I have to choose between going slow with her and hooking up with someone else on the cast. I end up going home with her, but get someone else's number at the party. 3 to 1 odds that's how it plays out to anyone who want 'em.
11:47 pm
Call Brick Girl. Get a message. Crap. She works a 9-5.
11:49 pm
Call Boxer's Friend. She's on her way home to the Upper West Side because she has a doctor's appointment the following morning. Crap. She says she'll call me tomorrow and she knows I'm probably not picking up based on whether I'm with another girl or not. She gets several cool points for that statement.
11:50 pm
Get a text message from actress saying she enjoyed hanging out.
11:53 pm
After I get off the phone with Boxer's friend, I call Actress in response to her text to invite her back out. It's a longshot, but it would be cool.
While writing the above timestamp, I got a phone call from Bartender asking to hang out. She also told me that she text messaged me last night at 9 pm and had the whole night free. I didn't actually get that text message until about 3 am last night, probably because she sent it while I was on the train. Also with a 3 am timestamp, I got a text message from a female friend from college who's really cool inviting me to some magazine launch party. That must have also been sent much earlier in the night. Actually, I'm glad to have gotten a good night's sleep so I don't mind. I'll hit that later this week.
Actress giggles and says she already got back home.
12:05 am
Walk back to IWWK's place. Dart my head into several bars, no targets.
12:20 am
Feed the cat, go to sleep.

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