July 9-15

July 15 - I was out with BenJew last night and a girl he introduced me to and decided to just go home rather than stick around and run game on a girl he set me up with that was definitely into me.

July 14 - Out with Irish. Dance, karaoke, and open up a few sets. The best is probably this street approach - about an 8.5. I pick her up on the street. "Ok, I know it's really sketchy to talk to random guys off the street, but hey, I think you're cute, so lets talk or whatever." She smiles and is into me enough that she overlooks my wing's interrupting the conversation in a way that is meant to lift me up but makes me look sketchy. She's going somewhere else, "Come into this restaurant with me and lets dance to arabic music instead." We're dancing when her phone rings. She doesn't pick up and turns it off. "Who's that?" "It's my boyfriend." I don't mess with girls who have bf's. I suggest she go meet up with her bf and walk her out. I do some more street approaches afterward, and performed some pretty amazing approaches beforehand, but nothing else to write about. Standard operating procedure stuff with dancing, saying "Hi." and pivoting another alpha male whose friend was having a birthday party. Something significant though was I noticed that if I answer honestly about what I do with my time that most girls are intimidated. So I'm switching it up in the following manners: 1. "What do you do?" "I've got a day job and a start-up. You pick." 2. Won't mention Harvard. Makes girls think you're marriage material

July 13 - Out with Irish. I do a little dancing, but most of the good stuff came from street approaches and opening up sets. I opened up a two-set walking quickly in the opposite direction - you'd think to yourself "These girls DEFINITELY don't want to talk" - by using my hand as a puppet and going "Hiiiiii-deeee-hoooo!!!! Stop and stay a while." in a weird, high-pitched puppet voice. It was pretty ridiculous. They stopped, Irish ended up hooking up with one of them. The one I picked beforehand had a bf so no-go.

July 12 - Was out with Mettner. Originally going to go to a concert together, but it was cancelled. Instead we had a double date with a girl he's seeing and her roommate. I was not at all interested in the roommate (she was about a 6- which would have been high enough for me about a month ago, interestingly enough) Then went to a karaoke place and this pretty hot girl gave me her number. She lives in Long Island though, which is far-enough away that I won't make an effort to see her again.

Then I call up my regular and sleep over at her place.
Background: read May 18 Sarge/ 3rd Base Report http://chezphantasmo.blogspot.com/2006/05/may-18-sarge-3rd-base-report.html

HB Asian from Texas is: very hot, always horny, and has her own one-bedroom condo with no roommates that's very convenient to my office. We hooked up the first day we met and then didn't see each other for about a month and a half (this was before she had her own place). Now she does have a place and I go over and fuck her once or twice / week. We don't hang out on dates or ever see each other outside her apartment.

Unless a girl has her own place that's clean (no cat-hair or anything) where I can go over and fuck her, fall asleep, and get to work easily the next day, I'm no longer interested.

Considering I don't have my own place, that's a pretty amuzing situation.

July 11 -
Open up a set on the street during lunch break. She doesn't speak English, Spanish, Chinese, or Italian. Baby sister's birthday, go home early.

July 10 -
Yoga class, then go home. Opened up a girl at a clothing store.

July 9 -
Go into work straight from girl's house I picked up the night before. I left my cellphone at home the previous day, so I never took down her number and I've already forgotten her name. Still groggy from night before.

I've spent some time thinking about my game and where it is most productive. Results: My best female contacts have come from school, street pick-ups, or off the internet. However, I've been spending most of my pick-up time at bars. This observation begs an adjustment in game. I'm going to try out a 1-week period where I don't go to bars without a) dancing or b) karaoke. Also, I'm going to learn to dance better so I can dominate a dance floor.

July 2 - July 8 - Sarge, Lay, and 3rd base reports

New mission: Pick up women near my office. I work in SoHo, which has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Gotta hit that up. SoHo women are a different breed of women. They have higher standards. I need to dress better.

I just started yoga and I'm working on getting in better shape because, well, why not? I'm also getting a solid wardrobe of custom-tailored clothing thanks to the clothing company I'm working on, so that should facilitate more efficient street pick-ups of higher-end women.

July 2 - Sunday, hung out with Fleiss and then got booty-texted to sleep at NYU girl's house. Went over and slept with her.

July 3 - # closes only. Roof party at IPG and Aussie's place. Reconnect with some friends from college and got a couple of numbers. Strong indicators of interest from a couple of other girls, but I was not interested in them yet because it was still too early in the night for their level of attractiveness. Then a party at CoolGirlDesigner's friend's house across the street. I went after one girl and then found out she had a boyfriend after the other girls. I should have gone after a different one.

July 4 - # closes only. Hung out in central park and played frisbee. Girl was with her bf but I wasn't sure so I hit on her. Amusing situation. Went to a roof party in the east village to watch fireworks. Was pretty fun. Hot indian girl suggested I number-close her and I realize as I'm writing this post that I've forgotten to call her for lunch even though I said I would.

July 5- walked around, did some street approaches. No closes.

July 6- Went out to dinner with Red-stripe party, then karaoke w/ Irish. Large number of approaches. No closes.

July 7- Large number of street approaches. Fell in love with this girl who works for Victoria's Secret. Irish and I were about to leave the place we were at when I saw this beautiful woman walk into the place we were leaving. "One sec man. I have to go talk to that woman who just walked in." I opened her up with the lesbian approach and Irish started making out with her friend. I get shot down by Victoria's Secret girl twice but she was responsive to conversation so I ask her what was up. "Well I can't make it TOO easy for you." So I know the game is on. But then she walked away, so I was confused. I open up a couple more sets and then I see her standing at the end of the bar. I eject mid-sentence from the set I was in "One sec, I have to go." and start conversation again. She's still got a bitch shield up but it's dropping. Fast forward an hour. Kiss close and number close.

July 8- Ridiculous. Several number closes, go home with someone 3rd base. Update again in a bit. Need to go to sleep.

June 23 - July 1- Sarge and 3rd Base Reports

June 23 - Went out with a bunch of people. Opened up somewhere along the lines of 15 sets. Didn't get laid.

June 24 - Went to a party in Long Island. Had a date w/ a girl I'd met through Fleiss a year and a half ago that I reconnected with on Facebook. We were not feeling each other. MISTAKE: I should have taken her straight back to my friend's place before I could get a chance to get bored of conversation with her.

June 25 - Went home. Slept.

June 26 - Opened up a few sets. Went home went to sleep.

June 27 -

7:00 pm
Hang out with coworker "Books" (he's the book keeper where I work) and we go out for happy hour drinks. We were going to go into one spot, but it's empty, so I insist we check out a new place. I see a girl on the street that looked like a dancer. "Hey. You work around here?" "Umm.. no." "Ok.. umm... hmm... wait. Let me start over. My friend/ coworker and I are going across the street right there for happy hour. Want to come with?" She goes in and hangs out with us. We chat and have a good time. She's feeling me, and Books even gets us a round of shots, but talks about work the whole time and I find it impossible to isolate. I even sent a text message that said "Say you have to peace. I got this one." He made an effort, but didn't understand he should have just bolted out, instead of walking in the same direction as us. He's married, and faithful, so I know he wasn't blocking. I get her number. We part ways.

9:15 pm
I go to meet up with Irish in Brooklyn. He just got back from Mexico and is at a birthday party. I open up a few sets on the way to Brooklyn with no luck. I open up a few more sets on way out the train but no luck. I get in bar and open up a few sets. Shot down.

11:15 pm
I part from group thinking "Crap. My game is off tonight." Then I see this group of girls walking across the street from me. I think "Ehh. I should go home. I'll just check this one place (not the place those girls were going to) and go home. No targets there. I walk out.

11:30 pm
I snap out of my daze and walk to the one bar those girls could have been going to considering the direction they were walking in. They are there. Jackpot.

11:40 pm
"Hey. Where you guys from?" "Huh?" "You look foreign." "Nope. I'm from Brooklyn. *she turns her back to me*" "What? Ok lets start again *smiles*... Hey, do I know you from somewhere? *smiles*" "Haha. Who knows. It's a big world out there. You might." She sits down with her friends and pulls me with her.

12:00 am
We're giving each other massages at this bar booth.

12:20 am
I make out with her and one of her friends in the back yard of this place.

12:30 am
I try to contact Irish to get him over. Group of five girls, I'm making out with two of them. Three left. All hot.

1:00 am
We're making out and dancing.

2:00 am
We go back out to the back yard and make out. I get her shirt off. She has one of the most ridiculous bodies I have ever seen.

3:00 am
She goes back to sleep at her friend's house. I'm not invited, but she wants to hang out.

3:30 am
I sleep at IWWK and SAL's apartment.

June 28
9:00 am
I change into one of the extra shirts I keep at my office.

5:30 pm
I meet up with a girl I picked up two years ago. She looks good. We feel each other. She heads back to Staten Island.

6:00 pm
I meet up with a girl off the internet. She's fat. Abort. "Hey, nice meeting you. I need to go to Barnes and Noble and pick up some books and whatever." "Ok. Lets go." "No, I mean by myself."

6:06 pm
I text message NYU girl I've been hooking up with and go to her place.

June 29
9:00 am
I change into another extra shirt I have at the office.

5:30 pm
Meet up with Fleiss. Go over some projects we are working on together.

8:30 pm
Go to Barnes and Noble to pick up a book that was reserved for me. Walk to one place. Closed for private party. Go to other places. Scared to open up sets. Shake it off. Open a few sets. Call up Irish. He comes down for karaoke. I make a conscious effort to go into higher-end places and open up sets there. I do. Don't get any numbers though, but didn't push it.

11:00 pm
Irish shows up. We drive to West Village. I open up a few sets on the street. Irish gives speech about how he thinks approaches should be more natural. I see two girls sitting at the end of a bar we are going to. I open them up. They turn out to be 5's. Abort.

12:00 am
We've checked out several places. Settle on a karaoke bar. Sing ridiculous amounts of karaoke. Place is empty. I pick up and then bring in a girl off the street.

1:00 am
Irish brings in girls off the street.

3:00 am
We hit on this ridiculously hot indian woman. Then go home.

June 30
Go to Washington DC for work.

10 pm
Hang out with PUA Ridiculous in DC. I open up a few sets with no success. He's with his ridiculously hot girl that he picked up at the Italian embassy, which he got into by lying and saying he was with the Washington Post. He's really a banker.

12:00 am
We meet up with my coworkers and get lots of food. I open up a couple more sets. Shot down.

2:30 am
Try to get everyone to go karaoke, but no success.

July 1
Back to New York. Over to Fleiss' place and pass out. Then work.

10:45 pm
Jew and I go out. We hit up something like 12 bars and open up sets with no success. Karaoke, dancing at a lounge, dancing at lit.

3:15 am
On our way to more karaoke when I see this gorgeous girl outside a gay bar. She's half-naked. Jew has a picture of her that I'll post as soon as I get the chance. 9.5 "Hey, last time I knew, this used to be a gay bar." "It still is. You should check it out." "I'm not gay." "I'm not lesbian." "I'm straight." *she smiles* "Hey, why don't you come with my friend and I to another place. Since we're all not gay." She calls her gay friends that are inside and they come out. She opts to stay there, but grabs me by the hand and pulls me inside. We start making out. I buy her a drink.

4:00 am
We walk back to Fleiss' place.

4:30 am
We sleep in loft.

7:30 am
Her friends pick her up downstairs and she goes home.

Been a Minute

It's been a minute since my last post. Here's an update: I slept with the girl who gave me a lap dance in an empty nyu rehearsal space from three weeks ago. And I got a 9-5. Before I was working on projects and living off my savings from businesses I started in the past. Also, I went through a down-period where I was tired of hooking up with random girls. But I kept up my street approaches.

Still digesting the new responsibilities and trying to figure out where picking up women fits into my larger ambitions.

June 17- Sarge Report

Approaches: 13
Missed approaches: 4

10:30 pm
Started out the night with Fleiss and Jew. Friend of a friend's birthday party at a hookah bar. Approach a few sets, but something was off. Shot down. Get a call from Kim to sleep over at her house that I reject.

11:30 pm
Fleiss leaves to hang out with her girlfriend. Jew and I go out sarging. My game is off for some reason and I don't approach any women. I cover up by telling myself I'm hungry, but I don't think that was the issue.

12:00 am
Meet up with Velvet and Graf. Start approaching some sets. Back in gear.

12:30 am
Arrive at a dance party at a rehearsal studio in Chelsea. Approach several sets. MISTAKE: One girl was definitely into me but I made the same mistake as a few nights ago and waited too long to make out with her. Can't let that one happen again. Note: Graf was standing outside and heard that girl talking about me when some other guy tried to spit game to her.

1:15 am
Go outside dance party to invite other people. Open up a few more sets while on phone. Shot down.

2:15 am
Whole crew changes locations. MISTAKE See several hot girls entering the train while we were leaving it, but don't approach.

2:45 am
Arrive at new location. See no hot girls there, but MISTAKE don't change location to where there might be some.

4:00 am
Jew and I walk back to Fleiss's place. Approach several sets on the way. Shot down.

June 12 - 16 Sarge/ 3rd base reports

Dress: Varied. Suit one day, khaki's and blue dress shirt another, jeans and t-shirts the rest.

Friday: Khaki's and blue dress shirt. Hooked up with Michelle. We got to third. Approached some women, but not nearly enough. I feel sick and need to sleep more.

Thursday: Sleep over at Kim's house. She gives a mediocre hand job.

Wednesday: Hook up with Michelle, she takes me back to her apartment.

Tuesday: Hook up with Michelle, then meet up with Kim at her cast party. Kim comes to Brooklyn, where we hook up in IWWK's apartment. She leaves in the morning before I wake up.

Monday: Hang out with Boxer's friend. She tells me in conversation that she has a boyfriend, so I keep conversation flowing and pick up the girl sitting behind us. Use the "You guys make an attractive couple" line and get into conversation. Turns out she's a stripper from Syracuse. In town for a couple days because she's "guest dancing" at Scores. Fast forward a couple of hours. We're sitting in a park together and MISTAKE: Don't go for a kiss after giving her a massage because she's feeling me and I figure we'll make out by the end of the night anyway. Instead: When we get back to the bar, someone throws a lemon at her friend and she flips out.

June 11 - Sarge Report

Approaches - 3

Dress - Same as night before

Three approaches, one conversation - wasn't really in pick-up mode. Call cute asian chick from Friday to hang out and reschedule for following day.